Chav

A person that is similar to a roadman and always carries a pocket knife in their pockets and also are near extinction

John:yo Jamie is such a chav man Boris:(says ikr really loudly) Jamie is such a chav like. Jamie: come here for a second lads........(proceeds to shank them with his rusty pocket knife and pours acid on them both) now stop taking a mick out of me pricks,Jamie said

by Dog_food_with_chunks_is_gud November 1, 2019

Chav

Can be an absolute slag or an absolute druggie neither are good avoid these people at all costs

Oh my gosh that girl over there is chav

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

p chav

Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.

“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”

by A man who knows too much. December 3, 2020

chav

a young lady probably with a couple kids. horrible unblended makeup and always picks fights wearing trainers, leggings and a bubble jacket.

oh she is a right chav look at her makeup!

by pussio146 February 10, 2021

Chav

are usually described as a beautiful, or loving person.

Aww James is such a chav
I love Frank he is such a chav

by ExplodingCunt February 14, 2021

chav

a word that means you are really pretty don’t get offended if someone calls you a ‘chav’

lucas- damn she’s a chav!
adam- omg wow.

by smartmfers February 22, 2021

Chav

A Chav is a girl who wears lots of makeup to make them self feel pretty when they are so ugly my dead goldfish looks better buried. They born and made from Peckham in the back isle of Poundland. They chew gun like camels on a day out. They are so loud my noise cancelling room and headphones cant block there voices out. They also dont know that 2+2-2 is. They think algebra is a type of food. They are so big headed like Megamind.

PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.

Look at her she is a chav.

by KPOP singer69 March 13, 2021