Queef Cannon

Slang for vagina

She's got quite the queef cannon..

by Manvstaco July 19, 2021

Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.

Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon

by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021

Ultraskidded Cannon

the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

by Ultraskidded Cannon!11?!?1?!?? June 17, 2021

Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing

“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”

by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021