Canadian Panda

Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.

Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty

by Clayton Simons April 28, 2008

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.

"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."

by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

canadianese

The language of Canada

In Canada, a large majority of the residents speak an odd language known as Canadianese.

by Jack Lumber January 11, 2004

Canadians

People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.

''Nice weather, eh?''
''What are you, Canadians?''

by Marco ---Polo December 6, 2009

canadian blowjob

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.

My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

by Trevorino May 31, 2011

Canadian Camel Toe

Smelly dank Camel Toe located around the vaginal area of a northern Canadian French women

Hey Rob remember last night when you were succking on that girls Canadian camel toe, I could smell it from a mile away.

by Isaac Man November 30, 2011

Canadian

Their wives are always right and they have fancy bacon.

I am a Canadian.

by Willosaur Rex May 20, 2011