Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

crusty queen

a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed

Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

Crusty

benjamin

benjamin is the reason for the word "crusty"

by chip skylark the third May 12, 2016

crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.

"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"

by kcKCkc February 26, 2015

Crunchy crusty Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.

by J Wilfon August 26, 2020

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019