Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.

"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.

by AndyDikter May 1, 2023

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Crab Arm Syndrome

Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating

Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much

by Assrhamar March 16, 2019

Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs

Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.

by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023

Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Cheesy Crab Bread

When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.

Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.

by WhiskeyMayhem December 9, 2018

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018