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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
mugGet the jock-cancermug.

cotton cancer

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.
by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
mugGet the cotton cancermug.

Cancer

Child:Jake paul is cool! Docter: It seems your son contracted cancer
by AntiJakePauler June 30, 2020
mugGet the Cancermug.

Cancer

The thing you get when you go on youtube's trending page.
I just got Cancer from that.
by Duskion December 11, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

Cancer

Random man with common sense: The most cancerous things in life are """"trends"""" that'll either annoy the crap outta you or kill you to death with 12-years-old boys.
by Volunteer 328 May 27, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
mugGet the cancer wiggingmug.

Cancer

Meeting an Unturned player called Hadith, toxic, rude, overall braindead. Cancer only barely scrapes by as a descriptor for Hadith
God, I can't believe that Cancer Hadith is still lingering around.
by Blixt May 25, 2022
mugGet the Cancermug.

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