wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
by Niznet January 18, 2024
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Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment
Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.
by DalVlodan January 14, 2018
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butthole ryan

someone who sends pictures of their butthole to women
“butthole ryan just sent me a picture of his butt”
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by olafthesnowman123 August 15, 2022
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butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017
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Butthole Mouth

Sucking a dick after it has been in your or a butthole.
I was fucking this bitch in the butt, pulled my dick out and shoved it in her mouth before she knew what was going on and I laughed and called her Butthole Mouth.
by Ifuckedyomominthebutt December 21, 2017
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Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023
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butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal
Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!
by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 17, 2017
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