A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.
by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022

by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
