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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
mugGet the camouflage blondemug.

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.
My sister is such a Blonde.
by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023
mugGet the Blondemug.

Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024
mugGet the Trauma Blondingmug.

Blonde bitch

Malina, Malina is a blonde bitch.
"Look! It's the blonde bitch!!"
by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022
mugGet the Blonde bitchmug.

Blonde

That chick is definitely blonde because she packed up her stuff and right
by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020
mugGet the Blondemug.

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
mugGet the blond teddy bearmug.

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