Yukon blonde

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!
by NMIR March 13, 2023
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025
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dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
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blonde soul

When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.
by harnse_116 January 22, 2018
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Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.
by Tommy & Timmy B May 03, 2021
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