touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes

“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket”

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

Blanket Boy

Alter ego of comedian Harold Brown.

Known for exclaiming "I'm a Blanket Boy" before enquiring about whether the targeted individual wants some of his cuddly charm.

That's pretty much all he does, but the character was a childhood creation of Brown's.

"I'm a Blanket Boy, ehhhhhhhh"

by horseyboy69 February 14, 2026