Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by User12345678901836 December 12, 2020
A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 08, 2011
giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
by fuck me bill cosby May 14, 2013
Ur not invited to my birthday party
by Big boy Jayden November 30, 2020
Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE
by Swiftie198999 August 31, 2023
An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.
Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 21, 2010
1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
by Dr. Terpentine March 10, 2010