janey jilling around

The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.

Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.

by crudmonkey December 3, 2020

Ring around the tooth

When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.

I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!

by Nyabingi Essence December 27, 2018

Golden reach-around

A sexual act, typically performed by 2 men, where one partner performs manual stimulation from behind whilst urinating on their backside.

Man, Terry is in for a treat! Instead of the typical, I gave him a golden reach-around.

by Jonn Little July 19, 2018

poke dicking around

Messing around while playing Pokemon

Stop poke dicking around

by The real Snowman June 3, 2019

Right Around on Red

Utilizing the center or even leftmost lane to execute a right on red when the rightmost lane is occupied by a driver intending on going straight (or too timid to execute a legal right on red.)

Mike - "Look at that moron in the right lane. Two perfectly open lanes to choose from and he is camping out in our way."

Me - "No problemo Mike, I'll just use this here center land and go right around him - the Right Around on Red."

Mike - "You are Batman."

by therealbluejuice April 7, 2011

rolled around in doritos

See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.

She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.

by Fake people in denial. November 9, 2014

georgia reach around

Can be performed worldwide not just in georgia. Hollow out the centre of a peach and simply give a reach around with it. Nectarines and other pitted fruits are acceptable substitutes. (No Plums)

Tyler and Liou were on a picnic and Tyler got a little excited at the site of a goat and promptly performed a reliable georgia reach around on a nearby peach to satisfy his craving.

by 5 south October 17, 2006