Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

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Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

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Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

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Big Aiden

It’s like normal Aiden but more like biggy cheese usually quite large and slightly gay

You:Brooo big Aiden you lookin big.

by Premis liker January 15, 2023

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Aiden

my favorite boy ever. i love him so much about he cares about me. hes so kind and cute. i love his smile and he has a goofy personality. he means so much to me and i wouldnt change anything about him. hes amazing.

Me; do yk aiden?
person 1 ; yeah hes annoying
me; leave

by urmomswifey69 January 28, 2023

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