random wok

An omakase (Japanese for “I'll leave it up to you”) or other tasting menu where the food served is chosen by the chef rather than by the diner. The term is a word play on the mathematical concept of the “random walk,” a mathematical concept used in science, economics and elsewhere, and the use of woks in restaurant kitchens (which is not limited to Chinese restaurants).

We tried the random wok menu at Miyamoto's the other night and it was awesome -- we loved every single dish the chef sent out.

by FitofPeak2 November 29, 2024

A random protogen

a youtuber that owns the channel, crab and lobster gaming.

person 1. Whats your favorite youtuber?
person 2. Crab and lobster gaming.
person 1. cool who made it?
person 2. A random protogen
person 1. proceeds to shoot person 2 30 times.

by A random protogen May 27, 2022

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Random jumbinator

Randomised into a thing which jumbinates it

Jack: pick a number
Joe:hang on. I’ll use my random jumbinator
Joe:6

by anonymous November 22, 2021

random

no sense thing

guy:hey dude!
another guy:chesse!
guy:but my mother is a pencil!
another guy:then lets get married!
guy:then go to the flying glass!
other guy:i ate buttass man
both:nooooooooooooo
you:this is random

by riganman!@# March 16, 2020

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

Random

Out of no where. Not expected.

bob: I LIKE TURTLES
sally:that was not expected it was so random

by Clever username August 26, 2017