sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless
by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007
Get the penguin interactionmug. When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
Get the Chub Penguinmug. The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
Get the Penguin shufflemug. I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
by akenn YES May 21, 2021
Get the penguin goddessmug. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
Get the Squishy Penguinmug. Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 5, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
Get the The Slippery Penguinmug.