satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 02, 2022

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 23, 2023

satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.

For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"

by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014

Satans arsehole

the bitter end of a banana

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?

by the other other other guy May 31, 2022

Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave

Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual

by aetherhater December 05, 2020

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 07, 2023

Satans lollipop

When you fuck a girl on their period then you put it in their mouth.

This term is also applicable for any other circumstance where a bloody cock is devoured.

I took her home to give her a taste of Satans Lollipop.

by SacredScrotum January 30, 2024