Soccer

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
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The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019
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Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏
by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022
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A sport played by many people it was first made in brazil.
I hate playing soccer;-;.
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the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny
hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex
by lambieoce May 17, 2021
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The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
Dis man played soccer, yes
by An idiot6453@2 December 09, 2017
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The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.
If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?
by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024
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