Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.

Prince Harry is a simp.

by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020

Simp

Mahveen

Mahveen is a simp

by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020

simp

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return

thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".

by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020

Simp

Joey Manberg

Joey Manberg is a huge simp

by Joey’s a simp January 9, 2020

Simp

Izzy

“Izzy’s a total simp for Ava”

by Ohmygodimasimp May 6, 2020

Simp

En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.

Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld

Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol

by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020

Simp

A boy who spends tooooooo much time with a girl

Jamie was playing Fortnite with his gf, what a simp

by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020