Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022

Parker Watson

A new cus word that’s worse than f***k, cuz we all know Parker Watson is the worst person/name so when your mad at someone next call them a Parker Watson .
Synonyms are Aniya Webb

“ why did you do that you dumb bitch”

“Shut up Parker Watson”

by Ummyum07 December 21, 2019

PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.

AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER

by qwaesrty June 12, 2023

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed me

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020

Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends

stop being an axe parker

by spreespree March 18, 2022

Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

parker

Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.

Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!

by JANE776543 May 5, 2021