Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

thigh job

Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.

Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.

by Telmah August 3, 2005

Odd Job

1.One of the coolest characters in all of the James Bond movies. Odd Job carries around a hat that can cut through solid granit! He is a body guard for Gold Finger.

2.An assassination hit.

1.(Goldfinger)"Odd Job kill him!"

2."Did you finish that odd job?"

by Hahn Solo May 22, 2005

Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ

Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?

by spkoty October 11, 2009

half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004

bro job

Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.

(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)

"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"

"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."

bro job

by Goob McNa$ty November 13, 2010

Float Job

When a woman sucks your dick from behind.

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.

by Punn18 January 1, 2012