jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.

Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.

by Jordan Reindl March 06, 2008

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 01, 2017

Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.

My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom

by Duckwhore November 03, 2020

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew

No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.

by Deeznuts6828374 September 04, 2017

Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.

I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!

by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

by IAmVeryActiveInBean’sServer June 15, 2021