The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
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Is that Jessica over there?
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justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
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ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
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the most kind hearted and sweet girl in the wld, she makes every day worth living and she is the best thing in any guys life. she is goofy and smart and an all around amazing person, any guy to get close to her should be lucky
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