Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

jessica bannister

A elite slag who sleeps with boys & gives head 24/7, a ultimate slag

Guy 1 - Yo I bet she’s a “Jessica bannister”

Guy 2 - For real look at her

by ehehdhdhd September 12, 2020

Jessica mckeeman

A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners

Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste

by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020

Jessica

"A girl that is super loyal and sexy shes nice and easy to fall inlove with"

Jared:Hey u heard of jessica
Alex:yeah
Jared:I like her and shes super loyal asf

by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020

Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!

A random: Are u friend's with Jessica?
Another person: Yes! Who isn't friends with Jessica!?

by Anne_12 October 27, 2020

Jessica polibio

Jessica polibio is an amazing girl which makes you laugh the whole day , is kind and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica polibio , date her!!!

you can use it as "cagla loves jessica polibio" or something like that.

by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020

Jessica sfm

Jessica sfm is an amazing girl , which is kind , which cares about you makes you laugh and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica MARRY HER!

you can use it so : "cagla loves jessica sfm" or something like that .

by caglalovesjess101020 November 3, 2020