dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

honkey donkey

Means White Ass Honkey means white and donkey means ass.

Kiss my honkey donkey

by Josh Watkins April 8, 2005

Donkey Kong

To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.

Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.

by Robocop2489 May 5, 2009

Donkey Punch

The donkey punch when done correctly can provide pleasure, provide comedy, and wreak havoc at the same time. First, you must be making love in the less traditional way of the booty. Next, right before the money shot comes (no pun intended), rare back and use all of your strength to punch your lover in the back of the head. This causes a tightening of the anal canal, thus making your experience all the more pleasurable. When your lover wakes up, she wont remember a thing, but you will!

"Dude, last night I donkey punched the hell out of Mark!"

by napkin September 6, 2006

Donkey Kong

1.n. A nintendo character/game. He is the leader of a gang of gorrilas.
2.v. To hit someone on top of the head

1. Dude! Did you get that new donkey kong for Gamecube?
2. OMG that girl wouldn't shutup, I had to donkey kong her ass so the police would have a hard time finding bruises.

by Airman September 3, 2005

donkey punch

To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.

Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.

That asshole.

by JiggaloG March 12, 2008

Donkey Punch!

The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.

if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.

Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!

Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...

and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!

by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 21, 2010