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Enemy Boat Spotted

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.
Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!
by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006
mugGet the Enemy Boat Spottedmug.

soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.
Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.
by BuryBallz October 10, 2017
mugGet the soggy bottom boatmug.

boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011
mugGet the boat cruise wastedmug.

tug-boat tango

while tity-fucking the woman pulls the dick through her squezzed together breast(tugging motion)

its tity fucking only the guy lets the girl put it through
That girl really grabs it good when we did the tug-boat tango.
by j-bend November 8, 2004
mugGet the tug-boat tangomug.

floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."
"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."
by azer29 November 6, 2008
mugGet the floating the boatmug.

Truck-Boat-Truck

A Truck-Boat-Truck is what Early drives on "Squidbillies". It's a truck, hauling a boat, hauling a truck.
"Lord please forgive me for stealin these sum-bitchen speakers that would sound gooder than hell in the back of my truck-boat-truck"
by R. Buckminster Fuller October 29, 2009
mugGet the Truck-Boat-Truckmug.

Kentucky show boat

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
by Tipdock June 5, 2012
mugGet the Kentucky show boatmug.

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