Bard Brain

An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.

Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Brain Banging

When a group or person dances and you have to go back and and see what they did because you didn't understand it

I.aM.mE ABDC 6's Winners dance style, Every time they dance they are Brain Banging .

by TheBrainBang June 28, 2011

burger brain

the stupfiied state that your brain experiences when you eat way too much burger

If you are in Ocean Beach San Diego and eat at Hodads, you most likely have burger brain. Also, if you find yourself doing strange things and acting socially bizarre post-burger, you may have burger brain.

by Meatball Girl April 4, 2011

soup brain

A stupid person, an idiot, someone who has no idea what is going on at any given time.

Person 1: She got lost on the trip, so clueless!
Person 2: she's a major idiot soup brain.

by Booklove2000 May 24, 2016

Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain

"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"

by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019

brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

cement for brains

Someone who is impossible to communicate with. Dense.

Totally thick. lacks understanding.

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005