iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025

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Rule 17

If there's an Map, there will always be an de_dust2 version of it

Hey dude, you finally made a de_dust2 version? Rule 17! you must also drop the A-site platform!

by epic deltarune shit November 4, 2025

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17/15

a girl who is bisexual slut and has had 17 dicks and 15 pussies

nah don’t fuck with that girl she’s a 17/15

by actual person from mtown December 12, 2025

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February 17

February 17, to start off, it’s random acts of kindness day!

Give someone a hug! Give someone a break! Et cetera.

But If you were born on this day, let’s just say, your a lucky one.. EVERYONE HAS TO BE NICE TO YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! That’s fun, right?

You can be as nice or as mean as you want, but just remember, ‘random acts of kindness’ day is pretty big if it’s on your birthday..

“Hey! Look! It’s February 17!”

“What..? Oh! Your new haircut is great!”

“Thanks! I love your new shirt!”

by Cleo_Calentine_ February 1, 2025

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