book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

by Jamison Bentley November 19, 2002

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 20, 2009

Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.

She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!

by Scorpios Toe December 15, 2009

writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014

Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010

book insurance

When one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more English books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. Oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.

Thankfully I found that copy of Pride and Prejudice, it gave me book insurance.

by ingrules December 10, 2009