choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

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Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.

Babe, can I get some of that sample head?

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019

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The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.

How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020

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National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.

You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less

by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021

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whet head

commonly called whets or george with a large head!!!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

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big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off

Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

by godishornyaf November 19, 2023

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