Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

by JonnTeee December 17, 2021

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

lunch head

Lunch head is a nickname for a baby/toddler that is so fuckig cute that you just want to eat their head for lunch.

C'mere lunch head, I'm going to eat you up! Num num num...

by dick smooth June 28, 2016

flashlight head

The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.

You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye

by Xieflow December 1, 2003

Bump heads

wanting to fight somebody

"i want to bump heads with her"

by i<3dreadheads February 4, 2024

Head

1. Someone who is really interested in something or who has been doing something more or less specific for a long time.

2. A leader

1. HipHop-Head, Pot-head, trashhead...

2. Head of the company, head of the label, head of the group, head of the project, overhead...

by Sling126 March 15, 2021

Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.

I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome

by Carlson99 May 28, 2025