Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
Get the National punch the oldest person on your classmug. The CCP 2.0 is a nation located in Cypress. The CCP stands for, "Cypress Cock Pussies 2.0", land of the sexy, home of the pussy. The CCP was founded after Cypress fought Turkey for their land, therefore after the war, CCP was born. It is an incredible nation and its citizens are very happy. The CCP Nation brings freedom to all pussies!
Zoe: Who fought against Turkey for freedom?
Malkinson: The CCP Nation, after winning the war, they found freedom.
Malkinson: The CCP Nation, after winning the war, they found freedom.
by Klaidoku January 15, 2024
Get the ccp nationmug. March 5
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022
Get the National A350 daymug. by Clutchylol July 26, 2021
Get the Panthers..nationmug. On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023
Get the National F1P John Pork Daymug. Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
Get the National cum daymug. sarah: are u wear grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
justin: no, why would i?
sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!
justin: what’s that?
sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties
by funkypantylol February 9, 2025
Get the national wear grey panties daymug.