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National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.
today is national straw day! I love straws!
by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019
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National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024
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National Bad Bitch Day

August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!
Person 1 : You a bad bitch! Here ya go!

SEND IT!! It's National Bad Bitch Day!

8/5/2019
by Nicki Babygirl August 5, 2022
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National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"
by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021
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national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates
“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”
by sesh lads October 17, 2022
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National kissing titties day

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
by Kissing titties day February 20, 2023
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National Nonexistent Day

National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.
You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!
by secrettdev February 18, 2023
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