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Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult
1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!
by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023
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Hanky Wanker

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Hanky Wankermug.

wanker

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Can't get this wanker to steam.
by Someone, lincon idfk March 24, 2021
mugGet the wankermug.

Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead
"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"
by adamwednesday December 10, 2015
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Wanker

Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.
by Nashwell October 1, 2020
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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
mugGet the Clanker Wankermug.

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"
by Tartsssss September 12, 2017
mugGet the pair of wankersmug.

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