Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017

Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

Vegan

A person who likes to eat vegetables and doesnt want any food that has some ingredients of animals in it.

Im vegan

by anonymous October 20, 2021