Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

Vampire

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz is a vampire

by #1band=MyChemicalRomance July 28, 2021

Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day

Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend

by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021

Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)

1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend

by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021

Vampire Walk

Social reject walk

Look im doing the social reject walk i mean vampire walk

by Xcdragex August 2, 2021

vampire stick

a used tampon.

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.

by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021

fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.

Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."

by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021