Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

Party Soft

(verb) When one parties soft, they do not party hard, i.e they do not party at all, as it is impossible to party softly. If one were to party softly, one would be partying in an event akin to a tea party or seminar with an English lecturer.

Bouncer : "Oi, you look to young to be in here, you might party soft"

Man 2: "Mate, here's my fake i.d, don't read it, its pants, but I guarantee you, I'm here to party so hard"

Bouncer: "You're in."

by Pe-sew-dow-nim November 1, 2011

soft pillow

another word for sharon which means a person who gets kicked off skype because she doesnt think sean is hot

Sean is not a soft pillow

by applejuice1234567 August 17, 2011

soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.

A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.

by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

Kitty soft paw

When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.

He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.

by Jackolak December 8, 2022

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012