pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.

dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!

by zemsten January 11, 2008

pimp squared

pimp squared
Also known as pimp² or pimp to the power of two

:: More pimp
:: Double the pimpness

Nathan is pimp squared.

by Tekk27x February 13, 2005

pimp cat

A very large cat that gets you all dem hoes

lonely man : I have no hoes I'm very sad.
Pimp man: then try a pimp cat!

by CamoCat325 April 9, 2022

popo pimp

An older man who drives an expensive car or is immeasurably wealthy.

Hey, I saw a popo pimp the other day.

Oh yeah? Where?
Down by the yacht club, he had a gold chain on his neck and everything.

by plaidmaster April 16, 2014

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011

PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.

He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016