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monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
by triskalguilo February 19, 2009
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monkey cult

by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021
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Monkey quest

A game where a person is a monkey and they go to a special land of monkeys and they go on quests. When the players level rises, they can put on higher armor and equip stronger weapons. Monkey quest uses a unity.
Tom: hey wassup?
Jim: shhh!!! I'm playing monkey quest!
by DJSwag July 26, 2013
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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
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Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.
youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009
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Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
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