The word roof roof is the scientific definition that means shit will burn
by G. Washington November 6, 2003
While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.
I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.
by L3pr3chaun3 October 2, 2017
The act of climbing atop roofs, usually illegally, as a pastime.
Jabos and I went roofing last night, the cops nearly caught us!
by Recondite_me September 3, 2016
"Hey Stacy, that worker was on the roof last night, and boy does he know how to use his tools!"
by karmacycle September 30, 2009
That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.
"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".

"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".
by Logan Scheibli February 13, 2009
The thing that i raised since it was a baby
the roof is leaking again
by zombies are dead April 29, 2019
1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house
'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'
by loz_g December 21, 2005