by THE_MARMINAT0R November 05, 2020
Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 30, 2023
Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.
if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers
by Itsoveiny October 05, 2017
My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
There’s nothing worse than a chimmy trick. When he’s stingy with his money, he’s not a John, he’s a jimmy, Chimmy Jimmy!
by Lilrunitup May 31, 2023
by dylanjd1 October 22, 2008
some one who has a small penis
by vaporX60man March 12, 2009