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like ducks on a june bug

The predicate that compares one thing that is greatly attracted to another. A similar expression to "like white on rice", or "all over him like a cheap suit".
Ex. 1 - "You'd better not insult my girl, Bessy-Sue, no mo 'bout wearin that mumu or I'll be on you like ducks on a June bug". (Implies aggression)

Ex. 2 - "Yes Ma, I'll be on top of my homework like ducks on a June bug". (Implies diligence)
by MeDavebo June 30, 2008
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bug eyed cum nugget

Nicholas Martin Tuck!!!!
am a bug eyed cum nugget.
by glippy flippy September 6, 2014
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back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.
i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.
by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007
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big retarded bug

Something that your over affectionate girlfriend names you because the bag on the ground looked like a big retarded bug.
by bronzelightning December 26, 2008
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Bug-eyed grave digger

Little Tommy's sneaking around like a bug-eyed grave digger.
by Weaselwarrior October 22, 2019
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needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex
Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker
by Chamber6 May 28, 2020
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Tweedle dick the bug fucker

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.
OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.
by Rutterkid August 3, 2010
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