moused-up

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.

No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.

by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.

That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne December 20, 2016

silly mouse

someone who loses crazy 8

tatyana: loses
tatyana is a silly mouse

by sillymouse69 February 24, 2022