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Moe's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"

"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
by F. Uck Anime November 6, 2017
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Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016
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car-in-law

The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
by petemg January 25, 2011
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Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011
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Dudas' Law

Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."

"How big are her tits?"

"Huge."

"I'll give her a call."

"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
by Frisbee Mcmanguydude February 11, 2014
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alex law

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys
by yiptrollman April 27, 2016
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Vytra's Law

The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.
You keep making so many furry memes. I'm afraid Vytra's Law has been invoked.
by Vytra February 21, 2019
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