Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
by Mad Shitter June 29, 2024
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evan shakov

A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.
Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!
by chodehero111 February 02, 2024
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Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
by Bobtheminion October 03, 2022
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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UNCLE EVANED

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021
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elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019
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