man bread

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.

Girl: OMG! That is like the biggest slice of bread I have ever seen.

Guy: Yup. This is man bread.

by Missy_Moo December 15, 2009

Wonder-Breading

the act of an ethnic group, either black, hispanic, asian, etc, attending a party hosted by white people. If you are a token black guy at a white party...you essentially are wonder-breading.

We went wonder-breading last night at that Sorority party and were the life of the party.

by Kenjin Attix December 9, 2008

bake bread

To make money

I dont wanna talk, i wanna bake bread.

by puthy longdick May 14, 2021

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

bread box

While having sex you purposely slip out of the vagina into the rectum. After you are inside the rectum you quickly pull out and re-insert yourself into the vagina causing a soon to come yeast infection.

During break up sex with my girlfriend I bread boxed her

by T-Ben June 25, 2009

bread nigger

An equal-opportunity racial slur to reference a white person. Similar to calling a person of the continent Asia a "rice nigger." If "nigger" can be associated with any person, rather than just a person of African dissent, plus by placing the most stereotypical food consumed by that person's culture, as an adjunct to "nigger," then it can be assumed that bread, a food predominantly responsible for the survival and prosperity of Europeans, relates to Caucasians. This term can be taken as a neutral slang term or pejoratively, depending on the context and intention of the speaker. (i.e. Among whites, this would not be offensive to the receiver. If a black person used it against a white person, however, the term would likely be perceived as spiteful. Moreover, it would be facetious, comparative to a situation in which a white friend would jokingly call a black friend "niggah.")

"I can't stand bread niggers."

"You're a good-for-nothing bread nigger: raper of peoples, harbinger of wars, denier of truths, and the most fearful of all people."

by pelviselvis April 19, 2008

Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009