crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

head crack

Rolling a 6 while playing a c-lo..

*He rolled two threes and a six.* "head crack!"

by stelli January 4, 2007