This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.

Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019

Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration

A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!

by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65

by uttabull March 24, 2023

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 26, 2020

Winging Bullshit

SOMTHING TO DO WHEN YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING... ITS FUCKING GRIM CITY...

MATTHEW IS WINGING BULLSHIT... HE IS THROWING SHIT EVERYWHERE.

by bb GRIM CITY January 20, 2020

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 06, 2024

Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.

Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025