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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
mugGet the stroking the magic dragonmug.

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
by Dickfarted May 10, 2024
mugGet the Soap n strokemug.

stroke sesh

when a guy is stroking his dick (masturbating)
you called me mid stroke sesh
by CaptainPu$$ySlaya May 24, 2024
mugGet the stroke seshmug.

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.
Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.
by frozenman57 May 28, 2024
mugGet the joy strokemug.

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
by shreky daddy August 18, 2018
mugGet the Keyboard Strokemug.

Phone Stroke

When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:

K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay

No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
by AtomZGamer February 26, 2022
mugGet the Phone Strokemug.

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