Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

by Associate May 5, 2004

stumpy

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.

How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!

by Droppa September 3, 2005

stumpy

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

Stompty

To express that something is badass or really good. Not ur regular thing, with style

"Man that shit was stompty!"
"That girl has a stompty as body"

by Infesticide February 20, 2009

stömphs

(STOO-mfs) - a "cuddly one", such as one's boyfriend, girlfriend, or small pet.

You are my little stömphs!

by Bolesie75 January 23, 2010

Stompald

the act of being stomped and trampled at the same time

I was being rowdy with my two large dogs, a great Dane and weimeranier, and was almost stompald to death.

by KMEdens November 18, 2010

Stoppy Starty

Due to the stop/ start nature of American Football. Many people from the UK call it Stoppy Starty.

The Stoppy Starty grand final is on the TV and Beyonce is performing.

by harrythehoover April 2, 2013