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Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.
“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.
by PubliusX June 22, 2025
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Split

Did a split for the cash
Did a split for the cash
by Tracyb66 September 23, 2020
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Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.
Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"
by VICEroykit November 5, 2020
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Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022
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Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016
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split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
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