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Skeet reet

When you nut on the phone and don't respond to any messages or calls for 4 hours
Person 1:"did u hear from John last night?"
Person2:"nah man he hit me with that skeet reet"
by Casss2428 April 18, 2019
mugGet the Skeet reetmug.

Yeet skeet

Matt: there’s a whole team there

Dez: I’m not gonna risk it. I’m gonna yeet skeet out of here and grab a most wanted.
by CripJesus November 18, 2020
mugGet the Yeet skeetmug.

skeet trough

A person who consumes an excessive amount of skeet, or semen.
Go drink from a skeet trough you nasty bitch!!!
by Miss Jones November 26, 2007
mugGet the skeet troughmug.

Skeet-belt

Another term used for a condom. You wear a seat belt for safety. well a skeetbelt also keeps your junk safe.
Damn I wanna give that boy a ride. I wish i had a skeet-belt.
by TiiGiiTyTaB May 4, 2009
mugGet the Skeet-beltmug.

sleet skeet

to ejaculate as you exit an airplane thus allowing the ejaculate to freeze as it travels towards Earth
Alex: What are you doing man?
Timbo: *unzips pants* Imma bout to sleet skeet all over those peeps below *jumps out of plane*
Alex: AWWWW snap son!
by showmonkeyT October 6, 2011
mugGet the sleet skeetmug.

Yeet skeet

When you nut in your hand and sling it into your girls face.
I was fuckin the shit out of this bitch when I pulled out and yeet skeet all over her face.
by Blownheadgasket January 20, 2021
mugGet the Yeet skeetmug.

Bizzaro Skeet Skeet

The Skeet Skeetin' of a woman on a man.. either with a white gooey liquid or hot red lava.

a.k.a. Reverse Skeet Skeeted
"Ahhhh...Ian got Reversed Skeet Skeeted!!"

"I can't beli'd i was Bizarro Skeet Skeet'd"
by Mavrick May 13, 2005
mugGet the Bizzaro Skeet Skeetmug.

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