Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
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A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy
A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
by King Simp December 30, 2019
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Luke is such a simp, he spends all his savings on Twitch-Thots
Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
by Hatesimps May 18, 2020
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A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who puts women on a pedastal when she clearly doesn't deserve it. He thinks all women are victims and they barely do any wrong. He usually does this to gain favor with women aka try to have sex with her.
by The Simpless July 11, 2019
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